Oh, Yous Guys...

Siddhartha has become hungry and reconsiders giving up Cakesters; Pope Benedict resigns after having a flip out over yet another priestly sex scandal; Veronica, thinking she's helping, wipes Jesus' bronzer off and now he has to face the public without having his face done; and Muhammad dies on Aisha's lap, leaving her pondering her wasted childhood after being hitched to an old man.