Jury Duty Pixie

So I had jury duty in Burbank yesterday...this pixie is a product of a bored mind and sore ass muscles.  Sore from sitting, that is...

LET THE COUNTDOWN TO MONDAY'S HORRIFIC MATH TEST RESULTS BEGIN!!!

Subject: Nature

Two wet spider webs and two purple flowers... (Sentence fragment. Sentence fragment is also a sentence fragment. ~ The Simpsons)

In Honor Of Alex O'Loughlin's Shorts

Just a short tribute to Alex O'Loughlin's shorts...oh and that torso...

Spotted Around Hollywood: Random Photography

Prurient...

Eli gives me an eyeful!  Now I'm forced to view Eli as an actual man with real human appendages and that just ruins my fantasy.  How can I view him as "Android Eli, feat. Cute Butt" now?  First he gets married and now this!  I'm being forced to view him as a sexual object!!

Where Is That Hair Shirt?

Cavalcade of shame!  Now, in the level of math that I'm taking (as demonstrated by these two photos) I should not be having points taken off.  When those points are taken off because of forgetting to write a variable...let's just say the subway ride home was filled with self-loathing!  I ended up with a 91 on the test.  I'm okay with that.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Squat...

What kind of mailing list am I on?!?! ...Oh, yeah, that one...

Of course neither you nor I would be "open" to such toys, Frankie.  Frankie?

***ASS DESTRUCTION!!  HAAAA!!!***

Here's One For The "Well, What To Make Of That?" File...

Spotted in Details

Urban Blight/Damn Hooligans/A défiguré !

If only a bedraggled hustler sucking on a lollipop and holding a 40oz had stumbled through the picture on his way to Santa Monica Blvd...sigh...would've been perfection!

TShirts In Action, But Not Really In Action...

As threatened, my "RAHM" arm scribblings along with my HUNGRY MODEL Tshirt and random posing in my SMOKING SAILOR Tshirt...

Well, That's Just PERFECT...

Let the self-flagellation begin!!  Napoleon gave us his our test today and after we had all finished, and he had taken the papers up, he went over the answers on the board.  I ROYALLY SCREWED UP THIS ONE PROBLEM.  Now I'm convinced that I did a belly flop on the whole thing.  I remember the particular problem and thinking that it seemed kind of long, but I soldiered on, all the way to the wrong answer!  Crappers.  I'm going to wear a hair shirt until next Monday as punishment.

Okay, now that I've got that out of my system, I think I probably did pretty good on the test (PRAYING TO NON-EXISTENT TEH GOD), but this shaken confidence is going to make me study that much harder for Professor Smurf's test on Wednesday.

On an unrelated but fantastic side note:  YAY for going out to watch strippers at The Spotlight Bar last Saturday!  BOO for passing out on the floor Saturday night/Sunday morning!

Water Droplet

Spotted while walking:  Water droplet on leaf/Macro setting.  I thought it was quite lovely.

The Obama/Emanuel Team Became 50% Less Sexy Today

So my personal sex idol, Rahm Emanuel, is stepping down as White House Chief of Staff.  But don't think I won't still bring up his name every time I see you, Frankie!  I might just write "RAHM" on my arm in memoriam the next time I go out.  Curses, Chicago!!!  Wait, no, I was born in Chicago...YAY! Chicago!?!