Contrary To What You Guys Were Clearly Thinking, This Game Does Count!

Back To The Drawing Board, Frankie!!

The actual outline isn't on a slant like this; however, the bloodletting is real.  It looks a lot worse than it is (convincing self).

On a side note:  I heard the best phrase!  Instead of "Shut the fuck up!" you say "Shut the front door!"  I know, riiiiight?  So if you hear me saying "Shut the front door, oh-my-god!" you'll know why.  This will go perfectly with "Tic Tac NOOOO!!" which I can't remember where I heard.

Nicknames For All!!!

Back-To-School, week 4:  I have decided on nicknames for my teachers, Frankie:  Peggy Noonan, Napoleon, and Professor Smurf.  I've been neglecting everything, including my drinking, but I think I have my study schedule down.  Just study every subject every day.  That ought to cover it.

Poor dejected Bud Ice...*giggling*

Eli Manning's Butt Makes A Welcome Return

Congrats to the NY Giants for winning their opener on Sunday.  Congrats to whatever photographer captured this shot of Eli Manning's butt.  Those Getty photogs are always good for capturing at least one shot showcasing Eli's backside...is there a Manning obsessive in their midst?

Drunken Sports Fans Will Battle It Out With Bad Singers @ The Spotlight Tonight

Bone-crunching football will compete against ear-piercing caterwauling tonight at The Spotlight as Karaoke Night plays second fiddle to the Saints/Vikings/Hurricane Katrina's Ghosts Slugfest @ The Superdome!!

Awww, SNAPPP, Tina!!!

Tina Fey's eye makeup was looking all fabulous at the Emmys...here's a random clip...

You Can Have Your Pie And Eat It Too...But You'll Regret It.

A Plumper?

I almost want to go out tonight just so I can try out this new mascara.  It says it is a lash plumper?  Plump lashes?  Supposedly, it can plump up to 12 times more impact!!  Beware my spider leg eyes the next time you see me, Frankie...Tammy Faye rises!!  If it's not too hot and uncomfortable on Sunday, that is.  

Cuz I do hate when I'm wiping copious amounts of sweat off my face only to end up accidentally wiping away my carefully overdone hooker eye makeup.