Mon nez est moyen. 私の鼻は並です。

I'm assuming this person the other day was joking, but he mentioned that I have a long nose.  I have since been obsessed with looking at my nose.  I have become transfixed by it.  I now wish it was long, so that I could have a really distinctive nose.  Like Ryan Lochte.  His nose is magnificent.

He totally looks like those Greek/Roman statues (*thinking I should maybe attempt a drawing*)