A Plumper?

I almost want to go out tonight just so I can try out this new mascara.  It says it is a lash plumper?  Plump lashes?  Supposedly, it can plump up to 12 times more impact!!  Beware my spider leg eyes the next time you see me, Frankie...Tammy Faye rises!!  If it's not too hot and uncomfortable on Sunday, that is.  

Cuz I do hate when I'm wiping copious amounts of sweat off my face only to end up accidentally wiping away my carefully overdone hooker eye makeup.