Friday, October 1, 2010

The Obama/Emanuel Team Became 50% Less Sexy Today


So my personal sex idol, Rahm Emanuel, is stepping down as White House Chief of Staff.  But don't think I won't still bring up his name every time I see you, Frankie!  I might just write "RAHM" on my arm in memoriam the next time I go out.  Curses, Chicago!!!  Wait, no, I was born in Chicago...YAY! Chicago!?!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh my goodness!!!!!

when i heard about his departure

well my very first thought

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!

RAY ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!

i was hoping the president would fly down and meet with you

why you ask?

so that you wouldn't do anything drastic

like become john's live in sex slave!!!

i can picture you running around your place screaming!!!!

the sky is falling run run the sky is falling!!!!

Ray Avito said...

Wait until you see John's newly shaven face. He's really sexing up the place.

I WILL ONLY PUT DOWN THE ARSENIC IF RAHM COMES AND GETS ME!!

Anonymous said...

>>>>I WILL ONLY PUT DOWN THE ARSENIC IF RAHM COMES AND GETS ME!!


oh my goodness

you really are suicidal!!!!!

frank

Ray Avito said...

Rahm can stop all this madness. It's in his power. I am SO HUNGRY right now!! Jeez!