IS NOBODY GOING TO SAY IT?!

In addition to be dull and lifeless, Britney Spears is fat.  Jessica Simpson would've caught hell coming out squeezed into an outfit like this.  It's no wonder she couldn't dance, she was just trying to breathe, for Christ's sake.  She's fatter here than she was on that infamous VMA "performance" with the bad weave and blue contacts.

As my penance for this post, I am forced to eat nothing but dry Cheerios for the next two days until I lose the spare tire around my waist...oh yeah, and I have to eat these dry Cheerios while watching Lidia's Italy. **mouth begins watering**