Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Serial Killer Alert!!

Spotted:  Cute girl walking in front of our office.  Car pulls up beside her, driver says something to cute girl.  Cute girl giggles and keeps walking.  Driver parks car, gets out, and starts following her!!  Driver did not put money in meter.  Driver stops after a few steps and stands there looking in cute girl's direction as if he's expecting her to turn around and come back.

What was this guy from Alabama or something?  What girl in her right mind would jump in a car with some strange dude yelling at her from a car window?  I know this type of guy.  He looked to be about 50 to 55, wearing the matching shirt and pants set (linen even) and probably uses "look here, baby" liberally throughout his pickup monologue.  My God, I'm even imagining a toothpick hanging casually from his mouth.  Hey, Slick!

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