Spotted: This Persona Waiting On A Barstool...

"Do you have a dollar?...a square?...the time?..."  And he may or may not be tweaking.

**NOTE!! Not based on a real hooker**

Avi Vichner: I Believe The Word I Was Looking For Is "WOW"...

Here we have Avi Vichner and his ultra hotness in the trailer for "Thailand" (at the beginning & 1:35) and in "Ice Cream Truck" (at 0:52 & 1:10) which caused the question "William who?" to pop into my head.  You know how I am with the instant crushes, Frankie.

Adventures of Proverbial Wet Hen

Proverbial Wet Hen gets bird shit on her flapper hat.

T-Shirt Design

Of course, by the time you see it, Frank, the sleeves will be gone and a run through the wash will have shrunk it up a bit.  Has to be, you know, more trashier in keeping with the Spotlight.  Yes, more trashier.  I'm going to start saying that.

Shirt located at HERE at Zazzle.  Would be perfect for Major Model Management stocking stuffers, methinks...I could see it on Simon Nessman...mmmm, Simon...***what?***

Family Portrait

My God, these children look miserable.  I was trying to think of a phrase for each of them, but I think their faces say it all.  And is it just me or is that littlest one all like, "What, you think I won't cut you?"

Spotted: VEST

So, Frankie, for some reason I got a Brooks Brothers catalog in the mail the other day.  Like I'm shopping anywhere besides Jet Rag or Ross Dress For Less, right?  But anyhow, (oh, Xanadu just came on!), but anyhow, I spotted this vest.  WANT.  Then I looked at the price.  DO NOT WANT.

Featuring: Eyeliner

Is It Black History Month And Somebody Forgot To Tell Me?

AMC is running a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson at 2pm, Denzel Washington at 5pm, Eddie Murphy at 8pm, and Wesley Snipes at 10:30pm.  Forest Whitaker overheard saying, "What's up with that?"

RUN, GIRL!

Filed Under:  You So Silly

When Life Gives You BOREDOM...

...just take pictures of random shit.

Some hooligan scratched up our front door, and I'm feasting on mushy nachos for breakfast and lunch.

**hmmm, it seems Blogger has changed their photo uploader...**

Fashion For Anorexics

New t-shirt design, the crazed hungry anorexic.  Perfect for the male/female model in your life.  Or vain queens.

Why Is This Tree Naked?

It looks magical and mystical in the black and white version (due to the "Glow" process on Picasa)...

...and it had an ant infestation!!

Random Video Experimentation

Tribute to a bloody Chiaki Kuriyama, the eviscerating, deadly ballchain twirling, cute schoolgirl uniform-wearing, killer bodyguard (in Kill Bill, that is).  I thought she was adorable!

Spotted: ZING!!

David Whitley from FanHouse.com quoted in the Daily News today.  I laughed heartily.

Jesus Christ: Kill Bill Volume 1

More silly video featuring Jesus Christ and his ongoing adventures in the world of humans.  Jesus has been crucified, but bad humans defile his body with nasty sex things.  Him and God get revenge by creating the smarmiest bears ever in the worst cartoon ever, The Berenstain Bears.  Oh, how I hate them.

A Couple Of "Interesting" Things That Confused Me

Did Joey really approve this ad picture?  Seriously, Joey?  I mean...for real?  For real, for real?

Heard while watching Fox News Sunday:  Chris Wallace was interviewing Ted Olson about Prop 8 being overturned and was going on about the whole "activist judges" thing.  Ted Olson at one point begins saying that it's only considered judicial activism if you disagree with their ruling (around the 6:20 mark in the video), and Chris interrupts with an emphatic "Exactly." 

So, is Chris agreeing that the only reason that judge is being called activist is because his critics didn't agree with his ruling?  Was he just not listening and got his talking points mixed up?  Was Ted's rational and clearly stated defense of the ruling too overwhelming, shorting out the Fox News groupthink circuitry in Chris' brain?  I was left in a state of confusion thinking that me and Chris were in agreement on this issue.

Mon nez est moyen. 私の鼻は並です。

I'm assuming this person the other day was joking, but he mentioned that I have a long nose.  I have since been obsessed with looking at my nose.  I have become transfixed by it.  I now wish it was long, so that I could have a really distinctive nose.  Like Ryan Lochte.  His nose is magnificent.

He totally looks like those Greek/Roman statues (*thinking I should maybe attempt a drawing*)

Drawings In Progress

The angry man was going to be a distraught man, but I was drawing by the TV light again, and it seems the emotion came out wrong.  He must be corrected.  (The captioning won't be included in the final drawings.)

ATTACK OF THE HAIR MONSTER!!

Courtesy of my sister and mother via email, my hair's senior picture (Jesus CHRIST!) along with a shot from today for comparison.

Spotted Around Hollywood: Random Photography

Random stuff spotted on my way to the Hollywood Blvd ATM trying to correct my overdrawn checking account.  Damn overdraft fees.  Now I have to go haggling with Customer Service...

Hey, is that...Marilyn?...oh wait...and an actual real live PAY PHONE?!?!

M.M. Inspiration

A little tribute to Marilyn Monroe on the anniversary of her death.

Bus Bench Rendevous

Jesus Christ Returns!

Stella was less than impressed with his Alfalfa tail.

Holy Hotcakes, Batman!

Spotted in USWeekly, Heather looking decidedly psychotic...