Random Stuff I Saw

Spotted:  1.)  A very acceptable vehicle.  2.)  A thing.

Can I At Least Get A Drink First?

Spotted off of Sunset Blvd...

Interesting New Edit Feature

Picnik has an interesting new starburst kind of thing on their picture editing thing.  I like this.  I want to make a shirt out of it, but it seems kind of flashy...(pictured is that same old photo of me as Jesus)...

Spotted: Random Trash

Sweaty Oblivious Bitch Crashes Memorial!

Not that I decided that "This is the best costume for the day" in this 70+ degree heat.  And without the option of turning it into a cape even! 

I went over to Antebellum today for an event and for some reason thought it was much cooler outside than it actually was.  I was fine taking the bus over, but the walk back...SHEESH!!  Sweating my ass off.  I enjoyed the event, but it seems like I crashed a very personal memorial for the previous owner of the establishment, Red.  I'm sitting there taking my little notes for my Humanities paper and suddenly people were giving their personal remembrances of Red.  I felt about an inch tall and wanted to run out of the door, screaming apologies at the top of my lungs as a trail of notebook paper scattered in the air behind me.

I thought I'd better not.

Before the event started I snapped photos of two works that were hanging that I really liked.  I like to call them "Contemplative Chimp" and "Jesus Collage."  There was also an extremely sexy and large picture of Tony Ward as a nude Jesus which would've convinced me to convert to whatever religion was responsible for creating such an image.

Happy Easter To Zombie Jesus

And You Wonder Why I Drink, Frankie?

Lost keys, drunken behaviour that went beyond my normal embarrassment threshold, a criminal record, play sold out after I used a bus token to get to the theater, and that dreaded Business project that is failing before my very eyes...the week of April 3-April 9 was officially the Worst Week EVER!!!

Granted the criminal record is just an infraction for...**grits teeth**...fare evasion on the Orange Line (an honest mistake, dumb but honest), but I do not like having a criminal record!!  Now if anybody checks my record they'll see that and think I'm some kind of deadbeat.

Okay, so the group project in Business class is not a total failure.  I just feel like our supposed group leader is an idiot and doesn't know what he's doing.  Yeah, just that is all.

I waited a week to post this because I'm actually in a very positive mood right now, and last week is funny to me now.  Had I posted it last week, I'm sure it would've been riddled with curse words and self-pity.  Of course, my "humor" also sounds like self-pity so...no difference really?  Imagine me chuckling and flailing my hands around for dramatic effect to differentiate between self-pity and self-deprecation.

Oh, and a couple of random photos and non-stalkerish behaviour...

Joseph In Repose, Not Dead Though...

Playing Around With Photoshop...

So, I don't know why I purchased Photoshop.  I don't take enough pictures right now to justify it.  It was a textbook case of impulse buying.  However, I don't regret it.  What I do regret is not thinking about having to read through all the instructions and to watch instructional videos before I will be able to use it properly.  Who has time for that?  In between work/school/bar, I can't even keep up with Gossip Girl and Fringe on a regular basis!!

Just for experimentation's sake, I played around with a couple of my photos today.  No instruction, just from things I recognized from another program I have.  I have fallen in love with the Camera Flare effect.  I expect to use it on many a photograph from here on out.

The bloody nose photo, I adjusted to make look slightly more cartoonish and the towel photo has been moved to the desert.

Spotted Around Hollywood: Random Photography

Haaaaa!!!

What the hell?  Re: Last Post...note to self: Drunk posting can lead to rambling incoherence.  Avoid.

On a side note:  My current crucifix.

"BELLOWING RETCH!!!

I saw the phrase "bellowing retch" on the closed captioning at the Spotlight the other day and was certain I'd never get the opportunity to use it.  Then I had chicken today.

Happy New(ly shorn toe nail) Year!!

So I finally decided to clip my jacked up toe nails last night.  Nobody ever sees my feet, so I feel no compunction to keep them at all presentable.  This hard-as-diamonds clipping came off of my big toe.  It had started snagging on the elastic in my socks so something had to give. (This picture makes me want to get my palm read...)

I'll be ringing in the New Year at the newly reprieved Spotlight Bar.  Yes, it is the dreaded Karaoke night, but I'm holding out hope against hope that they are actually going to have strippers tonight.  It's a special occasion!!  There should be dancers!!  Of course, I know there will be no dancers, but one can fantasize.  At least karaoke keeps me from wasting my shekels in the jukebox (wasted because we all know Robbie would put in whatever large amount, do "Play Mine First" on all of his selections and keep us in dreary slow jazz for 3 hours.) and keeps them going to beer, where they should be going.  Let there be slut-baggery going on that I can ogle from the sidelines and get a vicarious thrill!!

Let there be Frankie!!

Let me not try to get into that red tank top because I feel too bloated to wear it!!  Let there be a Lakers game on so I can eyeball Shannon Brown and Luke Walton!!  Let me not get the evil eye because I insist on playing "Whip My Hair" again!!

ROY G. BIV

Spotted this yesterday during a break from my Ark-building...it's purty...unlike, apparently, the 2nd half of the Giants game last Sunday.  I was mercifully too drunk to witness the 2nd half, and was probably rambling incoherently about being hungry...but the "good hungry"...while throwing my neck out to Whip My Hair...

Crazy Santa Claus

Again With The Water Droplets?

Random Photos & An Excellent Drawing

A couple of random photos:

I spotted this on the sidewalk while I was headed to class Wednesday.  Whoever did this is quite the talent and I was instantly green with talent envy.  Then I put the envy aside and admired the beauty of it.  Chalk on a sidewalk, even!!  Very nice!

Spotted Around Hollywood: GASP!!!, GRAFFITI!!!

No point behind these photos, I just thought the signs looked interesting from that angle...

Subject: Nature

Two wet spider webs and two purple flowers... (Sentence fragment. Sentence fragment is also a sentence fragment. ~ The Simpsons)

Spotted Around Hollywood: Random Photography