OH MY LORD JESUS PLEASE REMOVE THIS FROM MY BRAIN!!!

Why oh why did I click on to Good Day, LA this morning?  Why oh why did I not immediately change the channel when I heard the words "condom catheter"?  And for fuck's sake why didn't I beat my curiosity into submission when I saw that they were showing a clip from the Dr Murray/Michael Jackson trial?

So here I sit with the image of a dead, naked Michael Jackson with a plastic bag around his genitals with a catheter coming out of the bag and connected to a container of piss.

I refuse to hear anything else about this trial.

Freedom Of Oppression

Fighting for the freedom to be oppressed?  Is that a paradox or ironic?  Muslim ladies in France are protesting for their freedom, but their freedom is oppression.  I've never paid much attention to any religions outside of the Colossal Clusterfuck that is Christianity so I don't have an educated opinion about these niqab/hijab combos or burkas.  My initial reaction is that abuse victims become accustomed to the abuse and can't imagine anything else.

Serial Killer Alert!!

Spotted:  Cute girl walking in front of our office.  Car pulls up beside her, driver says something to cute girl.  Cute girl giggles and keeps walking.  Driver parks car, gets out, and starts following her!!  Driver did not put money in meter.  Driver stops after a few steps and stands there looking in cute girl's direction as if he's expecting her to turn around and come back.

What was this guy from Alabama or something?  What girl in her right mind would jump in a car with some strange dude yelling at her from a car window?  I know this type of guy.  He looked to be about 50 to 55, wearing the matching shirt and pants set (linen even) and probably uses "look here, baby" liberally throughout his pickup monologue.  My God, I'm even imagining a toothpick hanging casually from his mouth.  Hey, Slick!

I Find This Hilarious In A Tragic & Mind-Bending Way

Black people on the streets of New York marching AGAINST civil rights!?!  How cute!!  Now please do return to the stultifying walls of your beautiful churches, supporting your lecherous priests and reverends and their luxe lifestyles while you struggle to make ends meet.

Favorite Quote from Rev. William Gillson:  "We are upset because you violated our law that is older and greater than New York." source   THEOCRACY NOW!

Pimps Up?

So my boss remarks after seeing this purple vehicle parked out front the other day that there was a "pimp mobile" out front.  He said Pimp Mobile, bitch!  I am officially the least urban person in our office.  I hate he missed this other vehicle, sitting up on however-many-inch rims.  I would try to make a correlation between this influx of pimp mobiles and the very recent phenomenon of weed odor wafting around but I'm not one to cast aspersions. 

Can't Sleep...

My brain won't shut up about equations and whatnot.  My final is tomorrow and I'm quite nervous.  I'm not looking forward to the new under-eye bags that I'll be sporting in addition to my regular under-eye bags.

What You Don't Want To See On The Way To The Bathroom: A Blood Trail

So I'm going to the bathroom at work and what do I spot in the hallway?  Oh, just a trail of blood is all.  Crime scene?  Sudden nosebleed?  Miscarriage?  This is the second mysterious blood pattern I've seen in this building.  Personally, I think someone should call in the Fringe division if they can get Olivia and Peter to stop holding hands long enough (!!! Olivia!  Holding hands!  I'm traumatized!).  This could be one of those weak spots between universes and all that blood on Walternate's hands could have physically manifested itself as real blood and dripped from his hands as he crossed back over.

And that concludes my late afternoon hunger-induced ramblings.

IS NOBODY GOING TO SAY IT?!

In addition to be dull and lifeless, Britney Spears is fat.  Jessica Simpson would've caught hell coming out squeezed into an outfit like this.  It's no wonder she couldn't dance, she was just trying to breathe, for Christ's sake.  She's fatter here than she was on that infamous VMA "performance" with the bad weave and blue contacts.

As my penance for this post, I am forced to eat nothing but dry Cheerios for the next two days until I lose the spare tire around my waist...oh yeah, and I have to eat these dry Cheerios while watching Lidia's Italy. **mouth begins watering**

Well, That Was Unexpected...

So, I'm reading through my business textbook in preparation for class when I run across this little nugget in the terms definitions.  Personally, I've always been a little on the fence about affirmative action.  If a person is not qualified, a person is not qualified.  That should motivate them to become qualified so they can compete on the same level.  At that point, if they are still discriminated against, then they at least have a legitimate legal claim.

The definition presented is blatantly political.  At the time affirmative action was established, it was not to "right past wrongs" as they so glibly put it (notice they put it in quotations as even they knew they were full of shit), it was established because employers at that time were discriminating and that needed to be addressed.

Speaking of business class, boy was I a total ass when we had to get together for this ridiculous group project.  I am not built for collaborations.  Now I have to go in next week and act like nothing happened and that I wasn't acting like a horribly spoilt brat.  They were OVER my behaviour.  I just wonder how many of the members of my group were one of the 14 who got a D or less on our last test...UGH.

New Mascara

Let's see if this mascara lives up to its name.  I almost want to go out tonight just so I can try it out, but my stomach is hovering somewhere just outside of nauseated so I don't think I can handle any drinking today.

I'm Just Sayin'...

That better not have been Ke$ha that I may have gotten a chance to speak to at 7Eleven and I didn't because I was too drunk...

I'm Just Sayin'...

This Marc Jacobs ad is rather fetching...