New Sign Spotted Along Santa Monica Blvd Stroll!

I like this picture you sent, Frankie.  Of course my first thought was, "No vending?  This must be directed at the dear little hustlers."  Doesn't everything lead me back to thoughts of hustlers and their fantastically scandalous lives?

I'm not sure where you spotted this but I think they should be posted up and down Santa Monica Blvd just to add an extra element of lawbreaking to picking up hookers.  Do men still prostitute themselves along Santa Monica?  I should go walking down there one Saturday to check it out.  Actually no, that would involve being in the sun and being around humans, two things that give me a headache. 

Non-Performers At Karaoke Night

A certain persona was halfheartedly attempting to put the moves on my buddy the other evening.  Even through my beer induced haze, I could tell that the...um...worker (?) was barely giving an effort, perhaps it was too late in the day and he had been out in the hot sun all afternoon with no luck.  He was looking a little rundown and dejected.  I was longing for Wolf to show up and take him aside with a smirking "You're never gonna make it like that, Kid..."

"You Wanna Get Down On This Protein Shake?"

Is this new?  Male reproductive organs are being called protein shakes?  I really need to start checking into the Urban Dictionary (*UPDATE* I checked and found out it refers to the reproductive fluid, at which point I slapped my forehead and went "Oh yeah, huh.") more often.  I will most definitely have to insert that term into some conversation, somehow...perhaps when I'm sitting at the Spotlight on Sunday or Saturday morning, flipping through the hooker section of Frontiers.  I'll spot one I like and exclaim, "I wanna get down on his protein shake!"  "Bro!" 

Urban Blight/Damn Hooligans/A défiguré !

If only a bedraggled hustler sucking on a lollipop and holding a 40oz had stumbled through the picture on his way to Santa Monica Blvd...sigh...would've been perfection!

Spotted: This Persona Waiting On A Barstool...

"Do you have a dollar?...a square?...the time?..."  And he may or may not be tweaking.

**NOTE!! Not based on a real hooker**