Eli Is Packing In Front And Back

UGH!! You could not ask for a more horribly timed interception.  Sunday's game involved the Giants making another rally to come from behind.  Under two minutes left and they had the win within their grasp, but argh...just slipped away...however, the game did produce two nice pictures of Eli.  4-1 would be nice but 3-2 with a side of Eli Manning's package is acceptable.

Random Giants Rambling

Is there anyone on the Giants team that isn't injured?  I'm calling VooDoo on this.  Somebody check Romo's locker for poppets.

Okay, the game is supposed to be on Fox this weekend, but that's what they said last weekend and, huh there was no game.  Stop toying with me, Fox!  If it's one of those Fox Cable channels, specify please!

Eli's QB rating is currently 105.6 which I think is a good thing. **snickering**  Last game he completed 67.5% of his passes (Yay! for Eli!) for a total of 321 yards.  (Apparently the 300+ yard games are kind of common this season though.)  I don't know, I'm getting a good feeling about this season.  We'll see how the injuries affect things this week. (Osi AND Justin Tuck? Sheesh!)

Eli's pants are most flattering.

...And The Rest Of The Team Also, I Mean...

I suppose dear Eli Manning is back in NY's good graces after back to back wins to make up for losing the opener.  Last week's win was NOT due to Vick having to leave the game (he did seem to be taking a Cutler-esque beating)!!  The Giants were hot from the start of the game, shocking everybody who was certain the Eagles had this game in the bag.  Eli gets no respect!  Even after he threw for 4 touchdowns last week (Offensive Player of the Week!) and the Giants beat the Eagles pretty handily, I'm sure they aren't projected to win tomorrow.  I always love the underdog!  Vs Arizona Cardinals Fox 10/2

No butt shots today, but I thought Eli looked pretty darn good in these shots.

Highs & Lows: Season Opener Edition

Lows:  1.)The Giants lost. 2.) Fox cut to the end of the game just in time for me to see them lose.

Highs: 1.) Fox actually cut to the game so I could see some of it. 2.) Eli ran a ball in for a touchdown! (Go Eli!) 3.) New Eli butt shots!

Queue Up Patsy...

Saw this picture of Eli Manning...IIIII fall to piiiieeeces!!  In other words, I like this picture much.

Football Pre-Season Means New Eli!!

Welcome back Eli, seems like you just left a few days ago.  I could swear Eli is looking a bit more fit this season around the waist area.  Of course he was perfectly fine last season as well, but these shots make him seem trimmer.

So this talk radio host basically asked Eli if he thought he was in the same league as Tom Brady.  I know, right?  Rude!  And what was he gonna say?  No?  Good for him for saying that he considers himself in the same class.  When that response unsurprisingly led to much disbelief and chatter throughout the sporting sections of the internet, Eli gave a perfect response:  "I don't know how else I was supposed to answer that question."

Not expecting any televised preseason Giants in my area, but here's hoping I'm mistaken...

AAAAAANNND Scene...

I'm harboring a bit of resentment towards the Packers.  Last week they totally embarrassed the Giants; this week, they knocked the Giants out of the playoffs by winning their final game.  I've never had any strong feelings either way when it comes to the Packers, but after these past two weeks they may have jumped up to #2 on my Despised Teams list (the Oakland Raiders have a permanent spot at #1).

Playoff Schedule Here

No Broncos in the playoffs either!!  It's all up to you, NY Jets!! 

And my final Eli picture for the season is an appropriately melancholy Eli, although this is from last week's beat down.  On an up note, the Giants did go out with a win!  *crickets*

Oh, The HUMANITY

Well this is a familiar scenario.  Praying that the Giants get into the playoffs on a wild card?  Yes, very familiar.

Giants Improve to 9-4

Yesterday's game is being noted as the End of The Ironman Streak.  I'd like to note it as the Game Without a Decent Butt Shot.




I'll compensate with this profile shot from an earlier game and an action shot with Eli's towel playing illusionary mind games with me.  Ha-cha-cha-cha-chaaaaa...

Eli's Butt Captured In The Wild

Eli's butt is once again making its presence known.  I can't have these kinds of thoughts while I'm still partially drunk.  Overly excitable...

Another Monday, Another Tragic Math Test!!

I'm seriously going to have to reconsider my major.  This math is vexing me.  So, Napoleon was going over the test after we turned our papers in and there's nothing quite like realizing that you got the VERY FIRST PROBLEM WRONG.  I don't think I did as bad as I did on the last one, but I've resigned myself to accepting my mathematical inadequacy.

In sexier and non-self-loathing-inducing matters, my friend Jackie (aka Vamga NovaHeart) gave me his card when I saw him the other night (afternoon?) and it had this spectacular picture of Jesus kissing a satyr!!  I do love a nice Bit O'Blasphemy so this was right up my twisted alley.  Hmmm, that sounded more perverted than was intended...yeah.  I mean, Jesus is getting tongued down, okaaay!!  Love it.

I just had a flash in my head of Eli Manning's skin tight football pants...I think they deserve a cropped picture focusing on their clingy beauty.  My word, all this sluttery going around in my head today...must be the lingering beer...

Thank Jeebus I Was Too Drunk To Notice.

It appears my curse/jinx-throwing abilities are in full effect and much more powerful than I ever imagined.  The Cowboys beat the Giants this weekend 33-20!  How decidedly Not Good.  As I was thoroughly drunk at the time of the game (yes, thoroughly drunk that early in the afternoon on a Sunday), I don't recall actually watching the game, but I suppose that is for the best.  One week into a coaching change can make that much of a difference over in Dallas?  Color me dumbfounded.
On a side note: Eli's pants are SKIN TIGHT, especially noticeable in the last picture...SHEESH, Eli, you are killing me...in a good way.  More Eli Manning butt shots, please...

Behold, Eli Manning's Butt!

Eli's butt makes another appearance over at Getty.  I am making a declaration.  The Giants will be in the Superbowl.  Now, if they lose this Sunday to the free-falling Cowboys (this year's Raiders?), I refuse to take the blame for lowering a curse on that ass...but I would probably feel a little responsible...cuz of my super powers and all.

Prurient...

Eli gives me an eyeful!  Now I'm forced to view Eli as an actual man with real human appendages and that just ruins my fantasy.  How can I view him as "Android Eli, feat. Cute Butt" now?  First he gets married and now this!  I'm being forced to view him as a sexual object!!

Contrary To What You Guys Were Clearly Thinking, This Game Does Count!

Eli Manning's Butt Makes A Welcome Return

Congrats to the NY Giants for winning their opener on Sunday.  Congrats to whatever photographer captured this shot of Eli Manning's butt.  Those Getty photogs are always good for capturing at least one shot showcasing Eli's backside...is there a Manning obsessive in their midst?