Archangel Michael In Progress

As soon as I complete this I will put it on my drawing blog.

This might possibly...possibly...be very poor French.

Angry Sober Man Commits Abortion

His eyes were annoying me so I chose my right to not be annoyed and aborted him.  Now he's just a mangled mess, mocking me with his staring eyes and partial head...I think I'll have Pepsi and drumsticks now.

El Cristo Loco

Sentient Cockroach!! Oh, Yeah!!

So, I'm reading the newspaper today at lunch and saw the best idea for a comic character EVER!!  I can't remember what section I was in, but somebody said something about sentient cockroaches and I was like...WHOA!!  I truly haven't been at all inspired lately, but this has me wanting to give Proverbial Wet Hen a running partner!  Proverbial Wet Hen and Sentient Cockroach?  I don't know, that sounds like something...

PLUS:  I just discovered Click Clack (Make Dat Money) by RuPaul and...pure ambrosia **sighs**...


No karaoke tonight...sounds like a trip to the bar is in order later while I'm all in good spirits.

Non-Performers At Karaoke Night

A certain persona was halfheartedly attempting to put the moves on my buddy the other evening.  Even through my beer induced haze, I could tell that the...um...worker (?) was barely giving an effort, perhaps it was too late in the day and he had been out in the hot sun all afternoon with no luck.  He was looking a little rundown and dejected.  I was longing for Wolf to show up and take him aside with a smirking "You're never gonna make it like that, Kid..."

A New Bible Story!

See, what really happened was, Jesus and Judas were having a secret love affair and they were found out.  The judgmental angels said, "Oh HELL naw!" which is what actually led to Jesus being crucified. 

The last line in this clip is an easy setup for a gag about the whole clip. 

Drawing While Should Be Doing Homework: DWSBDH

In Progress: Serene Angel

Pope To Be Beatified, All Previous Saints Roll Their Eyes

Emboldened by Donald Trump's claiming pride at being exposed as a fraud/charlatan/liar/mercenary opportunist/huckster/snake oil salesman/idiot wrangler/etc..., child molesters are claiming that they have been vindicated in light of the Vatican's decision to beatify John Paul II.

"The Vatican decreed that Sister Marie Simon-Pierre's inexplicable cure from Parkinson's was the miracle needed to beatify John Paul. Her story will be highlighted at the all-night prayer vigil Saturday night ahead of Sunday's beatification Mass for John Paul."

Seems he's being fast-tracked to sainthood.  Apparently his suffering from Parkinson's disease is akin to having your eyes cut out, stoning, being shot by arrows, crucifixion, being burned at the stake and the like so Sister Marie's "miraculous cure" provided him with the other mandatory requirement for sainthood.  I don't know, it's just not as compelling as Joan of Arc's whole thing.  I'm thinking they are kinda cheapening the saint title.

Random Drawing

Errr...What Bitch

I was forced to share my book in Business...I did not even look at them.  It could have been a Sasquach and I would not have known.  How dare this persona force me into relationships with these knuckleheads?  But anyhow...

Here we have a not so interesting photo...of my drunken drawing...

Tomorrow is Humanities and as long as it is as it appears from last week...hey, I fit right in...but I won't go cracking pig thighs and what not before I go in.  I gotta print out my paper, dagnabbit!!  *burp*

Random & Silly

My drawings of Krist Cummings, Michael Fitt, Diesel Washington, Jesus Christ, and several sex slaves in, as usual, a very random and nonsensical setting.

Stream of Consciousness Drawing

I just started drawing and it led me to this.  Clearly I'm in need of beer.

Yet Another Blasphemous Jesus Christ Clip

I do like drawing Jesus in situations that he would never (should that have been He?) have found himself in...had he been a real person, that is.

Drawing: In Progress

Where Were You, Drunken Abstract Jesus?!

Wow, so my last math test clowned me but good.  I don't know if I was distracted or what, but I made some RIDICULOUS mistakes that can only be described as a serious lack of focus.  I ended up scoring a 78.  SEVENTY EIGHT!!!  We only have a total of 4 tests in the class, which will be averaged for our final score.  So far I have a 91 and a 78; I'm going to have to really ace the next two in order to get my average back up to an acceptable place!

So after receiving that disaster in class Monday, I went out to the Spotlight.  (They've got "Whip My Hair" on the jukebox now, so of course I had to play it twice!  Go Willow!)  After about 6 beers, I drew this sort of abstract-ish Jesus on the cross.  I'm going to leave Drunken Abstract Jesus in my notebook so he can use his magic powers to help me get 100% on my next test!  (Go Drunken Abstract Jesus!)

Jury Duty Pixie

So I had jury duty in Burbank yesterday...this pixie is a product of a bored mind and sore ass muscles.  Sore from sitting, that is...

LET THE COUNTDOWN TO MONDAY'S HORRIFIC MATH TEST RESULTS BEGIN!!!

Nicknames For All!!!

Back-To-School, week 4:  I have decided on nicknames for my teachers, Frankie:  Peggy Noonan, Napoleon, and Professor Smurf.  I've been neglecting everything, including my drinking, but I think I have my study schedule down.  Just study every subject every day.  That ought to cover it.

Poor dejected Bud Ice...*giggling*

Drunken Sports Fans Will Battle It Out With Bad Singers @ The Spotlight Tonight

Bone-crunching football will compete against ear-piercing caterwauling tonight at The Spotlight as Karaoke Night plays second fiddle to the Saints/Vikings/Hurricane Katrina's Ghosts Slugfest @ The Superdome!!

Spotted: This Persona Waiting On A Barstool...

"Do you have a dollar?...a square?...the time?..."  And he may or may not be tweaking.

**NOTE!! Not based on a real hooker**

Adventures of Proverbial Wet Hen

Proverbial Wet Hen gets bird shit on her flapper hat.