Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Doing My Part For The Obesity Movement



So here we have my breakfast, Frankie.  Yes!  Two hotlinks and a 2 liter of Pepsi!!!  I was telling Leo that I caught a glimpse of my reflection in the bus window and I looked like a Pez dispenser.  I've decided that I may have overdone the weight loss thing.  Huge heads don't look right on skinny bodies.  I even got off my lazy butt and picked up my dumbbells for the first time in months.  OUCH!!

Almost done with school this semester!  Another couple of weeks and I'll never have to look at those idjits in my Business group project again!  I'm bracing myself for a B in that class.  I want to take Math 125 over the summer so I can get caught up to regular college mathematics but I would have to take it on a different campus.  I suppose that would be fine but you know how I hate mixing up my routine!

If you get a second, Google Cliff Jensen (Oooo, that sailor hat!  Take me, Jeebus!) and tell me...am I crazy or is this the Sexiest Man Alive?  Him and Tommy Defendi are running neck and neck as my ultimate stalk/kidnap/taxidermy victim.  What?

Make sure you check out the story about Obama releasing his fake birth certificate and how Trump mistakenly thinks he is the Hero of America when all he did was force Obama to rush out and get this forgery made so he could quell the storm of patriotic intelligentsia who were rightly convinced that the state of Hawaii pulled off a 46 year conspi...wait, how old is Obama?...a 40+ year conspiracy to get this man elected just to piss off the whole of the New Confederacy.  Was that a run-on sentence?  Cakesters!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!!!!

I'M A VICTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

i walk into walgreens. i see this box. i'm drawn to this box for some unknown reason.

on the label of this box is

OREO CAKESTERS

i take it home with me.

i let it in my very own home.

next thing, i wake up and the box is empty!!!!!!!!

i ate all those cakesters

(crying)

i feel like i've been

been....RAPED!!!!!!!!

(screeming out of my window)


HELP HELP HELP CALL 911 NOW!!!!!!


frank

Ray Avito said...

Oh my Garsh, "That's So Raven" just came on...Oh, SNAP!!

Those Cakesters are the devil...in a red dress. I would like to have Cliff Jensen covered in Cakesters.

Anonymous said...

Cliff Jensen?

oh him

he was here last night

came to my door wearing only a cowboy hat and wanted to know if he could have a few cakesters

i hate sharing, so i slammed the door in his face

what nerve

wanting my cakesters!!!!!!!!!!

Ray Avito said...

You are straight crazy! **picturing Cliff in just a cowboy hat** **passes out on floor**