These lovely and colorful bruises are a week old and are still going strong.
I have one on my hip also, but since we are no longer taking those kinds of photos, I didn't include that area.
There once was a man from Adaton.
He drank 'til his eyelids weighed-a-ton.
Encountered a wall,
Proceeded to fall,
Gravity he just didn't reckon on.
3 comments:
WHAT THE F....
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
now you tell me
runny nose John has been your husband for 12 years
and he's been beating you every night
who would have guessed
and its so bad
even the lifetime channel is offering a special guest appearance
and what about that part where he hits you over the head every tuesday with a beer bottle
and kicks you in the stomach practically every day
i know he wants you to abort the baby but that's going to to far
(screaming)
frank
who would have known
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2035803/Star-Wars-Luke-Skywalker-actor-Mark-Hamill-emerges-dishevelled-state-3-decades-on.html
DOES IT EVER END!!!!!!!!!!!!
falling to knees especially after finding out Runny nose John might be the father to to
TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(eating caketers trying to overdose)
Oh No they didn't call Luke rotund! I would've gone with "hobbit-esque.
John wouldn't break a beer bottle, empty or otherwise. There could be backwash in the bottom of it.
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