DUDE!!! You would have to choose my broke day. Be glad you missed all the people moping around because the place was closing (turns out they got a 6 month extension) because those hos were DREARY!! *laughing*
Those are good resolutions. I might co-opt the police station one as I've been looking for a way to shake things up a bit.
Frankie, you are crazy.
You forgot to mention "More drinking a gallon of vodka and then falling onto the Red Line tracks and getting hit by a train" or has that bit of info made its way to you yet?
Even worse, it was no ordinary squirrel. It was...JOHN IN A SQUIRREL COSTUME!!! He's finally pickled his brain!!
Speaking of old ass hustlers...they seem to be out in droves lately. I'm like, "Look, "boys", if you are old enough to remember the 70's, you are too old to be hooking." Don't get me wrong, though, we all know I love the prostitutes.
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i'm thinking about hitting the spotlight up tonite.
maybe i'll actually get to see someone who actually thinks they are cute, available and....oh yes
employed.
frank
DUDE!!! You would have to choose my broke day. Be glad you missed all the people moping around because the place was closing (turns out they got a 6 month extension) because those hos were DREARY!! *laughing*
well, assuming that i'm going
and i'm not sure that i am
if, i'm there, no worries, on me
question is
am i going?
6 month extension
someone must have slept with the landlord.
there is an empty bar (i.e., closed) at the beverly/vermont metro station. on the west side of vermont near the beverly/vermont corner.
might be another place where the spotlight could move to.
but of course, you won't be in
hollywood
naw
i'm not going. hung out really too late monday nite
think i'll just stick with the resthome alternative
now where is my overheated drool porridge.
Y'all get porridge? We're stuck with gruel...and tap water...no Brita even!!!
**thinking Monday was probably fantasmic...**
oh yes,
he was asking about you
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-1341967/JEFF-POWELL-David-Haye-Carl-Froch-Amir-Khan--lets-enjoy-Brit-parade-knockout-2011.html
(smile)
Oh no, he looks WAY too much like my brother (except my brother is not built like that).
now that the spotlight has a six month extension
i guess i can make my new year's resolutions:
Run more red lights
Use sandpaper instead of kleenex
Go more often into the police station screaming "I'VE GOT A GUN"!!!!
Swallow more instead of chewing
Do a better job of slitting my wrist
Eat two Reeses at a time instead of the usual one
Exhibit more frequent road rage
Cross more freeways on foot after downing a quart of vodka
Skydive more often without a parachute
Drink more antifreeze
Passing out more often in the gutter after stumbling out of the bar
frank
Those are good resolutions. I might co-opt the police station one as I've been looking for a way to shake things up a bit.
Frankie, you are crazy.
You forgot to mention "More drinking a gallon of vodka and then falling onto the Red Line tracks and getting hit by a train" or has that bit of info made its way to you yet?
NEWSFLASH!!!!!
DEMENTED SQUIRREL RUNS ACROSS FREEWAY WHILE DOWNING A GALLON OF VODKA!!!!!!
580 CARS AND BUSES IN FLAMES, 4000 PEOPLE MISSING!!!!
SQUIRREL IN THERAPY AND ON PROZAC FOR THE TIME BEING!!!!
details at 6
meanwhile,
INSANE GERBIL RAPES ELEPHANT IN FRONT OF KINDERGARTEN CLASS!!!!
SPOTLIGHT BAR HIRES MORE HUSTLERS FROM LOCAL NURSING HOME!!!!
frank
Even worse, it was no ordinary squirrel. It was...JOHN IN A SQUIRREL COSTUME!!! He's finally pickled his brain!!
Speaking of old ass hustlers...they seem to be out in droves lately. I'm like, "Look, "boys", if you are old enough to remember the 70's, you are too old to be hooking." Don't get me wrong, though, we all know I love the prostitutes.
I...I imagine that would be a tad bit bothersome to wear...*laughing*
That must have been one of those spam emails that seem to be all that ever fills my inbox...**sad face**
Heroin Matt/feat. 10 Inch Penis would probably go over quite well in Le Spotlight. *giggling*
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